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    Published on April 27th, 2013 | by Tanuki

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    Hatsune Miku ‘Sakura no Ame’ Mini-Vagina Bread :: Too Erotic for the Public?

    Now that we’re halfway through Spring, I’d be remiss if I didn’t bring up something that’s been on the tip of my tongue for a while. Has any one seen this?

    Old enough: Miku-chan’s petals are ripe for the plucking!

    The Hatsune Miku ‘Sakura no Ame’ Bread Scandal

    Across Japan, the big convenience store chain Family Mart has been carrying a–some say–highly suggestive and profane snack.  ‘Sakura no Ame’ (trans. Cherry Blossom Rain) is a strawberry cream-filled bun featuring a teary-eyed Hatsune Miku on the front wrapper. Miku-chan is somewhat of a J-pop phenomenon: she’s a vocaloid and a virtual personality all rolled into one.

    Chakuero inspired: A nice up-skirt, panty shot teaser of Miku-chan! source: 4share.com

    Released in part for the celebration of cherry blossom season, this tasty treat really appears to look like a girls you-know-what! I often see photos of nature (plants, trees, flower petals to name a few) that have similar likenesses to that of human anatomy; the most popular ones seem to be those that look like a man/woman’s privates.

    In nature—however—without the direct manipulation of man, things just seem to happen, um …”naturally”. In the case of Miku-chan’s sexy buns, we have an artificial good that’s been nurtured from concept to a ready-to-eat product. My call is that, behind the surface, something very naughty is happening. What do you guys think?

    Popping her Cherry Blossom?

    My perverted mind just had to go there; it’s unavoidable. Well, it’s not like the sexual innuendos are too subtle, am I right? The mental images conjured from that soft, doughy cluster of mini-vaginas, cream-filled to the brim could represent the lurid act of deflowering/de-virginizing a nubile girl. Poor Miku-chan, freshly ravaged from her “first time” struggles to hold back her tears. Like a frantic breeze that shook her relentlessly until her petals gave way and plummeted deep into our open mouths. Nom Nom Nom!

    Japanese Guy Gets Turned On! [VIDEO]



    Native Japanese and bi-lingual vlogger jp10IamMeNotU chimes in on the ‘Sakura no Ame’ scandal then gets a little creepy.

    The chikan alarm started going off once he began fingering, licking  and squeezing of the “mini-Miku-vaginas”. All in good fun—yes—but made me raise my eyebrow and chuckle.

    CKE18 Treats?

    I could definitely see this working in a CKE18-themed cupcake or strudel of Machiko-chan. Mmmmm Oishii! I can imagine myself slowly licking off all that sugary icing from her soft breasts.

    Dessert Dreams: If Machiko were a cupcake, what flavor would she be? Click on her photo to see her delicious gallery and tempt your taste buds!

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    About the Author

    (Staff Blogger, CKE18 Evangelist) :: When his perverted mind is not overdosing on Japanese girls, Tanuki enjoys common otaku hobbies like: drawing manga, watching anime, gaming, practicing Japanese, and cosplaying as a Human. JAPANESE WEBCAM GIRLS



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