Humor panty-raid-fail

    Published on January 27th, 2013 | by Tanuki

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    Japanese Panty Fetish :: All Your Panties Are Belong To Us!

    Konnichiwa! Today, we’ll poke our naughty snouts into some risqué business and explore the panty/lingerie fetish world of Japan. We’ll also look at what some enthusiasts will risk to get their hands on these soft, silky skivvies. Also, find out how YOU can get a pair of Japanese Chakuero Idol panties for your very own plesasures. ^__^

    Panties (パンティー )
    Ahhhh, yes! The last line of defense that shields the outside world of bombastic, seething *chikan gropers from that warm nook of innocence nestled between a Japanese schoolgirl’s legs. Panty fetishism is huge in Japan; so huge that there are discreet vending machines, auction websites, telephone hotlines and secret back-hallway boutiques (see burusera below) from which you can procure a pair of these silken “hair-pie” huggies.

    While such methods are geared towards keeping the customers identity private, there are of course, more direct approaches to grabbing a pair of frilly knickers for your coffers. For instance: The Panty Raid! I won’t encourage you to actually enact one of these for obvious reasons, but instead, we can pay homage to one of the finest scenes of panty pilfering committed to film.

    *chikan / ちかん ::  Japanese for pervert. In general, a chikan is a male or female (the latter referred to as chijo / ちじょ)  who indulges in sexually deviant behavior such as peeping, groping and things like stealing recently-worn lingerie.

    Panty Raid

    When the nerds used brains over brawn to exact their revenge on the Pi Delta Pi sorority in Revenge of the Nerds (1984), chikans and panty fetishists all over the world rejoiced victoriously (were you one of them?) to the sound of disgruntled, half-naked girls scampering throughout their dorm to oust the geek squad from the property.

    Takahashi and Booger demand bush!

    The overall mission was an astounding success, but wasn’t without its hilarious mishaps. I can still remember the overzealous Takahashi and Booger’s botched pursuit of a fleeing sorority sister who narrowly escapes by seeking cover behind big Mama! The hefty woman(?) isn’t the least bit intimidated, probably because she sees the two as a worthy feast, so instinct kicks in and she stampedes after them like a runaway bulldozer.

    Revenge is sweet indeed, and I wouldn’t change a nano second to the panty raid scene, but if Booger and Takahashi were in Japan, there’s a very good chance they could’ve avoided the wrath of Big Mama and simply strolled into one of several Burusera shops for their carnal cravings.

    Burusera (ブルセラ) and Burusera Shops!

    So, what is boorooarasriah or whatever you call it? Burusera is a kinky marriage of two words: burumā ブルマー  meaning bloomers (the bottoms of girls gym shorts) and sērā-fuku, the sailor uniforms you see being worn ubiquitously by millions of Japanese schoolgirls. Sometimes revered as trophies, freshly soiled schoolgirl panties can fetch a high price depending where you purchase and who wore them.

    Burusera fetish extends beyond just the collecting of panties. A serious enthusiast’s private cache may include other articles of clothing: stockings, nighties, socks, bras and uniforms; and bodily secretions: saliva, urine. There is also talk of excrement being on that list, but we’ll leave Special Agent Tanuki to *sniff out* that rumor.

    Chikan in Anime/Manga :: The Old Perv from Turtle Island!


    roshi panty fetishPermeating their way from real life into comics and movies, there’s several notable chikan throughout Japanese manga and anime. One of my favorites, you may recall the pervy antics of Master Roshi from the popular *shonen manga/anime franchise, Dragon Ball.

    For those unacquainted, Master Roshi was an incredibly skilled martial arts practitioner and Goku’s instructor, the series’ main protagonist. Though he was a wellspring of knowledge and wisdom, Roshi was not without his naughty streaks. His never-ending infatuation for girls would propel him to attempt all kinds of lewd deception in order to get a rise *wink*!

    roshi panty fetishThe quintessential panty fanatic (obviously), we often see Roshi fixated on the silky undergarments of young women (especially supporting character and appropriately named, Buruma), bringing himself to the point of blatant drooling, moaning and ultimately finding himself in trouble for lack of self-control; his hand caught in the so-called cookie jar. A firm slap in the face or scolding of some kind usually follows which makes for some good laughs; just like Takahashi and Booger’s boudoir bungling. Even the wisest, seemingly strong-willed of men collapse in a heartbeat once they give in to their Achilles heal.

    *shonen manga/anime / (少年漫画) :: comics or animated movies targeted for the young male audience; typically boys aged 10 and up.

    DO Get Your Panties In A Bunch… From Us!

    CKE18 is proud to present our panty and sexy items giveaway. Inspired by traditional Japanese burusera shops, think of this bonus program as a way to get insanely close to our Chakuero Idols and “touch” them.

    cke18.com panty prize junction

    CLICK to visit our Project Page and WIN Panties!!!

    In other words, we bring the girls to you in more ways than one by shipping you the very same panties, t-fronts, bikinis, skirts, bras and other goodies used during actual video/photo shoots. For more tasty tidbits on how you can nab yourself a piece of the Chakuero pie, head over to our Project Junction page.

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    About the Author

    (Staff Blogger, CKE18 Evangelist) :: When his perverted mind is not overdosing on Japanese girls, Tanuki enjoys common otaku hobbies like: drawing manga, watching anime, gaming, practicing Japanese, and cosplaying as a Human. JAPANESE WEBCAM GIRLS



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