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    Published on July 9th, 2013 | by Tanuki

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    Japanese Pussy Power and E-Drama in MMO’s!

    hello-kitty-cellphoneAn article I recently read focuses on a 28-year old Japanese girl and her method of seducing guys into buying her lunch/dinner. (Note: Her name was not given in the article, so henceforth we shall refer to her as Miku). Using her smartphone (sumaho), Miku frequents interactive online games with the goal of finding herself an unsuspecting male, sweet talking him like the naughty minx she is, then getting a free meal out of the whole encounter. Pretty (war)crafty, my darling. ^__^ Japanese pussy power at work!

    Read the whole story here: Japanese Women Short On Cash Use Smartphone Games to Lure Men Into Paying for Their Food Expenses

    I’m not judgin’ or hatin’ …just observing. It takes two to tango right?

    (War)crafty: Memories of E-Drama/Whoring!

    During my days of playing World of Warcraft (mainly Vanilla, Burning Crusade and some of Wrath of the Lich King), I observed plenty of juicy e-drama (haven’t we all?). Logging into the game for an expected night of raiding or group battlegrounds could easily be derailed for any number of petty, drama-related excuses. The two most common of horror shows I saw unfold were:

    1) GM and Officer power struggles: infighting, strong disagreements leading to guild breakups and orphaned members.

    2) Biased loot distribution & favoritism of certain members: “bros” hooking up “bros” and special arrangements made for female players. (More on that later).

    Drama like this happens on every server. When word gets out, players on the outside (and inside) love to “eat it that shit up” like Takeru Kobayashi destroying a picnic bench full of Nathan’s Hot Dogs. If you were in a guild, chances are you also have your own war stories of ridiculousness wedged in your memory like a rotting gourde. Let’s share our nightmarish memories in Barrens chat, shall we?

    warcraft-boobs

    Word of Sexcraft: So this is the Collector’s Edition I’ve heard so much about…

    The one thing that never ceased to amaze me was the almighty power of PUSSY in video games to make things interesting. One such LEGENDARY story comes to mind about a few members of that famous WoW guild, Death and Taxes. The hardcore raiding team, already famous for their “world firsts” attracted even more limelight (for the wrong reasons this time) after a highly publicized love triangle broke on their member forum. The exposé had all the elements of a Jerry Springer Show plus nudie pics to boot! Promise of boobies sent the masses scrambling to whack off and see shit-storm happen live. I believe the board crashed at one point, too.

    Picture Sources: Hello Kitty, Warcraft Boobs

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    About the Author

    (Staff Blogger, CKE18 Evangelist) :: When his perverted mind is not overdosing on Japanese girls, Tanuki enjoys common otaku hobbies like: drawing manga, watching anime, gaming, practicing Japanese, and cosplaying as a Human. JAPANESE WEBCAM GIRLS



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