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    Published on June 15th, 2013 | by Tanuki

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    Lick My Balls! Weird Eyeball Fetish Spreading in Japan!

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    “Squishy and delicious!” (via Tumblr)

    Fellas, looking for a new and sexy way to impress your Japanese girlfriend? Next time you’re amidst the heat of passion, instead of HEADING SOUTH, GO NORTH with this neat tongue-trick! Where are we going exactly, you ask? Those shimmering balls on either side of her nose …that’s where your delicate targets lay nested.

    First, begin by extending your tongue like a curious alien tentacle; taste the air, make sure its safe. Keep quiet! Don’t spook your prey. If her lids are closed, no bother, just slicken the slit with your saliva and you’ll be sure to get at those salty orbs. Once you’ve penetrated the gates, slide that happy tongue all over her eyeballs like you don’t give a damn. Delicious, mmmmyes? (Tanuki doesn’t think so. There’s other parts of a Japanese girl’s anatomy he’d rather be licking. But that’s just him, heh.)

    Kids These Days..

    The Japanese website, Matome Naver, recently detailed accounts from various Japanese about the rise of Oculolinctus (eyeball licking fetish). One teacher claims he witnessed a male student licking the eyeball of a female student in the gym’s equipment storage room. He also stated having 10 students present in class donning eye patches. Whats the deal with the eye patches? Seems there’s a rather unhealthy connection to this ball licking craze that may make you think twice before tossing your partners corneas.

    Pretty In Pink!

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    I so wanna ram my tongue right into her … eye! (via Tumblr)

    You can call it a fashion statement, but what these students were apparently hiding behind their eye patches was a nasty case of conjunctivitis. Pink eye! Yuck! The tongue is a welcome host to all sorts of rampaging microorganisms that can cause some problems if transferred to the eye. Chlamydia, styes or even blindness (wtf) are mentioned in that lot.

    Get Hip to the Times!

    We’ve seen wacky Japanese behavior before, but this piece of news just might one-up the kissing junior high students. One article suggests this burst in ball licking amongst the younger generation could be attributed to a music video from the Japanese emo/glam rock band Born. Behold the licking at the 3:30 mark.



     

    So, proceed with caution, my friends! At the end of the day, I suppose an argument can be made that wherever you stick your tongue—in this case, someone else’s body—your apt to give (or receive) something unsavory as a consequence. And yet, that still won’t stop us for the thrill of the ride now will it?

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    About the Author

    (Staff Blogger, CKE18 Evangelist) :: When his perverted mind is not overdosing on Japanese girls, Tanuki enjoys common otaku hobbies like: drawing manga, watching anime, gaming, practicing Japanese, and cosplaying as a Human. JAPANESE WEBCAM GIRLS



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